enemaroberts:

when you get a dick pic and they hung af

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squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

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foreveryourfangirl:

this is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen

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mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

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precumming:

dietbeates:

precumming:

What should I get my mom for her bday?

a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.

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uglychat:

when u sleepy as hell but ur teacher wont let u put ur head down image

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khloekardssian:

me showing up to school

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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recentgooglesearches:

how to return my free u2 album 

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I love my skin!

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