snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

(via laughbitches)

(Source: teenagenicks, via vanjalen)

ladygagarbage:

"I love Xtina!"

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"I really love her song with Pitbull"

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thefunniestpost:

cclbaldwin:

#friendship

(Source: squidkneee, via crissfuckinchris)

more-than-a-bromance:

yangming:

My exact reaction.

THIS.

more-than-a-bromance:

yangming:

My exact reaction.

THIS.

(via surprisingly-stupid)

barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

2,000 notes.

JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

(via crissfuckinchris)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via peasantsarenotallowed)

As for the ass business…

(Source: milkymickovich, via fuckyeahqaf)

jerryspringers:

I ALMOST DIED BTW

(via kevrudd)

childservices:

it’s all tea and shade until a hunty gets hurt…

(via psyducked)

pink-vulva:

when ur in the mood for some dick but don’t want to deal with the nigga that the dick is attached to.

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via gingahhh)